Capblivion

Step Beyond Text. Enter Capblivion

AI-crafted, human-edited captions and product descriptions for your small business.
From $20, done in 2 business days.


Social Media Captions

Email Campaign

Product Descriptions

See what Capblivion can do for you:

10 Social Media Captions

$20

  • AI created, human-edited captions that actually sound natural

  • Includes recommended tags

5 Product Descriptions

$20

  • 3 high-converting emails designed to boost sales

  • Tailored to your brand voice and target audience for maximum engagement

Email Campaign

$75

  • SEO-optimized descriptions that makes your products stand one

  • Crafted to highlight your product’s unique features and benefits


Why Choose Capblivion?

  • AI Does the Work, I Make It Better: I use AI to write captions super fast, but then I go through and edit every single one so it actually sounds like your brand. No weird robot talk (or em dashes), I promise.

  • Your Brand Always Sounds Like You: Your social media will sound exactly how you want it to, every post, no exceptions.

  • Actually Saves You Time: Just fill out a quick form, pay through PayPal, and boom, captions delivered within 2 business days. You can focus on your business while I handle the writing part.

  • Good Quality That Won't Drain Your Wallet: You get personalized, well written captions without spending a fortune.

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Terms of Service

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Social Media Captions


Stop wasting hours crafting the perfect post. Get 10 professionally written captions that save you time and drive real engagement. Each caption is AI-generated then human-edited to sound natural, match your brand voice, and avoid the robotic fluff that screams “ChatGPT wrote this.” I format everything properly for your platform and include hashtags that aren’t dead trends from 2022. No prompt engineering required, just tell me your brand and let me handle the rest. And if the first draft doesn’t vibe with you, I’ll give you one free revision, no extra cost, no hassle.”

*The first revision is on us, the rest are $10 each.

Example (More to come):

Product Descriptions


Transform boring product listings into sales-driving copy. Get 5 SEO-optimized descriptions (75-100 words each) that make your products sound irresistible while ranking better in search engines. Every description is AI-generated then human-edited to eliminate generic filler words. and match your brand's tone perfectly. I research your specific niche to write descriptions that actually converts instead of sounding like every other product on the internet. And if one doesn’t feel right, you get a free revision, so every listing is ready to sell.

*The first revision is on us, the rest are $10 each.

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Email Campaigns


Get 3 professionally crafted emails designed to turn subscribers into customers. Each email includes attention-grabbing subject lines, compelling preview text, and persuasive body text with clear calls-to-action. AI-generated and human-edited to sound natural and match your brand voice, no robotic marketing speak that ends up in spam folders. Perfect for product launches, promotions, or nurture sequences that actually drive sales. And if one of them doesn’t match your vibe, I’ll revise it once for free until it clicks with your audience.

*The first revision is on us, the rest are $10 each.

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